LJ38

"The weekend ends here."

Gainesville

A town that never upsets.

A town where the old rule for Vegas gets applied. What goes on there, stays there. A town I usually love since I get shit faced drunk and fun sexy things always seem to happen.

The same was going to happen this weekend......right?

The trip was me Steven and Stephen (Gonzalo's nephew or something. Notice how I spell the names as the story might get confusing if you don't.) It was mostly a relaxed ride. I drove, we took Steven's car. It drizzled and I got a little distorted, I do not like driving other peoples cars, especially when it rains. But, we put in some Dane Cook and laughed all the way there. Gomez kept on calling us with some auto voice teller mumbo jumbo....whatever.

We finally GET there, and he isn't answering his phone. heh The door was unlocked, since everyone else seemed shy to walk into his house without him opening the door I walked up to his room. I found him in his bed, passed out. I thought he was just sleeping, however I noticed his eyes. They were open, but he was snoring. I threw my phone at him and he didn't even stir. His looked groggy as hell, and there were beer bottles all around. It was like eight o clock. This moron was drunk off his ass, passed out semi naked. I yelled for awhile and finally got the lush to get out of his bed. He got ready and we went out to some club called Froggies.

This gawd damn place was the whitest place I had ever been to. Live band, not even one fucking guy with a guitar playing the whitest music ever. Men were hugging and doing all sorts of gay shit and I wasn't drinking. Steven and Stephen weren't having fun either. A white club isn't all that fun for a couple of Latinos. Although Gonzalo was enjoying himself enough, the damn guy was at it again, drinking his ass off.

Didn't seem we were there that long before the club closed down. I didn't know how to get back to the car, Gomez said he did, so we followed the drunk ass down the streets.

We pass this group of guys Gomez walks past one guy. The guy elbows Gomez, Gomez elbows back and the guy elbows him again! Gonzalo stops and almost gets into a huge fight with these group of four white boys. He shoves one and the bitch didn't do anything. Gonzalo at this point was going crazy, cause he wanted him to do something. I had to hold him back, drunks aren't too hard to keep at bay. The cops started to come since we apparently were starting a scene. We got Gomez and hauled ass. While we were walked a group of black guys (seriously like 15 of them) surrounded us. I could see that Steven was getting real scared, he was trying to walk around them, but they were everywhere. They said that they had our backs and that they were waiting for the white boys to throw a punch so they could whoop some ass. These guys were funny, they were from Mississippi. They were pretty cool, but we were all hungry and we still needed to find the car.

Driving, we had just ordered some pizza so by the time we get home we can eat. We had a strong case of the munchies. All of a sudden some car drives next to us and starts talking mad shit. They say something about wanting to fight, this got Gonzalo all excited. He wanted me to follow them wherever. We get to a red light and the white boy jumps out of his car and Gonzalo follows suit. This couldn't end up good. The guys GF jumps out of the car and gets in front of Gonzalo. The guy uses this to sucker punch Gomez. He goes over his girl and hits Gonzalo in the face. Gomez drops to the floor and then another guy comes out of the car, jumps on Gomez and starts hitting him...........

This happened so fast, I was in the driver seat. When Gomez fell, I put the car in park and fought with my seat belt for a second before I bolted out of the car. I bum rushed the skinny guy on Gomez who when I picked him up he hit me on the side of the face. I picked his ass up and threw him against his car. He tried to get around me, but he wasn't going to be able to. Stephen had also jumped out of the car and swung on one of the guys, but his girl got in the way and he hit her on accident. AGAIN the cops were coming so we got Gomez and got the hell out of there. The white boys threw their licks and hauled ass......pussies. I won't even get into how fucking stupid it was for Gonzalo to get out of the car, but yeah...he was drunk and not in the best condition to fight. His eye was bleeding, what a waste.

We get home and Gomez says he is dizzy and goes upstairs to sleep. We later find out he said he thinks he he got a concussion. It was stupid all his friends from Gville said we were pussies cause we didn't do anything.......

Oh, that;s right. if we didn't DO anything Gonzalo would have gotten a lot more fucked up then what he got. I took a fucking hit for him, plus I lost my damn earrings during the skirmish. And these assholes were calling me a Pussy? Fuck that I was looking out for my friend who was ON THE FLOOR NOT MOVING!

Saturday we couldn't go clubbing cause Gomez was feeling dizzy and his eye was all bruised up. Instead we went house party hoping where everyone babied him about his eyes. Again another un fun night. We actually went to a party where the PARENTS were there.....

this wasn't the Gville I was used to.

Sunday we just watches the game, Bucs lost, Phins lost.....Kain lost in the DL......Pats won...

all in all, this weekend fucking sucked........