LJ17

"Yo...this is crazy!"

heh thought I'd make an update after watching Hulk fuggin Hogan wrestle on TV.

anyways, let me tell you how gay metro con was........

gay like a good ass licking.

anyways after I got away from Gonzalo and Steven Friday I changed and went to meet up with Fezz, Aj and two guys I met before, some black guy and some Asian guy...their names aren't important.

We get food and they decide that they want to drink(bwa hahahahahahah) so I drive them to my uncle's liquor store and we buy some booze, I estimate that 4 of us will drink, cause Sean........the black guy...I assumed he would want to drink...cause he was like black and shit......

sadly he didn't, and Fezz doesn't drink so the Cuban the Irish guy and the Asian man were stuck with 2 days of booze for 4 guys..........do the math. =)

Back at the room we heard rumor of a dance of some sort. A con dance....now for those less fortunate to never have gone to these events, lemme explain them to you.....

........gay?

no wait..........very very gay?

but seriously...........(gawd damn they are gay) it's not a dance you are thinking of....they play jap music......like DDR music.............like NOT real dance music. Music, that you CAN'T dance to. Really shitty shitty shitty music. And yet we were going to go there, BUT we were going to go there with alcohol in us. We thought that was a good middle ground for such a gay event.

We decide to drink the vodka on day one. We made screw drivers (mixed em with OJ). I had about 1 or 2 more drinks then the other two guys in the room. I just about had half of that damn fif......yes fif....fo five FIF!!!!!!

At this point the night starts getting blurry... =)

At some point my brother's old girlfriend started texting me. She is like Danny's cousin and just seems like ugh to even look at, but hey I was drinking. She calls me and I start talking about her huge titties/ I must have forgotten I was talking TO her about them, cause I kept mentioning that when I see her, and them that I want to box with them. Oh well I was drunk......lets hope she doesn't tell anyone......

We then make it to the dance, I start dancing, I dunno with who, I dunno how long, I just know I dance in a dark room. One thing I remember, maybe cause I see this at any con dance was that everyone else who was "dancing" wasn't moving their lower bodies at all........

*twitch*

....we then go to the game room to meet up with Fezz, I TRY to play smash bros, I think I fall out of the chair or something, almost knock a TV off a table, you know fun shit.

Um......we get back to the room, somehow.........I am like real hyper at this point, I was in a playful mood. I wanted to play, that was all I understood. AJ tries to calm me down, says maybe we should go to the pool to relax. Sounds fun to me, I thought, but I didn't have a swim suit at the hotel. So I took off my pants and was gonna jump in, just in my Boxers. Still sounds like a half decent problem, although this is also were everything goes wrong.

So it seemed as though the pool was already closed......that was it for me. I began to play a game of hide and seek, except no one else knew I was playing. So it LOOKED like I was just running around a hotel in my boxers like a maniac. This lasted for a long time, yada yada yada, words were throw around, feeling were hurt and Scar drove home pant less. Day one was over, and might I add a fun ass day one too. =)

Day two was less eventful, I met up with some old faces from my past, exchanged some words. Walked around the con for anything that looked attractive so I could get a photo with.......sadly I found hardly anything. Ummmm second day was really uneventful now that I think about it. We just how do you spell it, reminisced (fuck you spell check). No one wanted to drink cause they thought I had a drinking problem or something......HAH

I really do.

Ummmmm yeah so third day I made Chris come to the con with me. We really didn't stay that long, we said our goodbyes and played some smash...that was about it. I pretty much just wanted Chris to go to waste his time. In the end I didn't buy anything at the con, I didn't take ANY pictures with any girls their. So I guess it was a good con. At least it gave me memories....

or something.......

and payote...is VERY good shit.