LJ16

"lollipops and candy canes"

Well I was out of town for a week.

Gonzalo, being the great friend he is decided on a road trip. Steven, him and I were gonna go to Miami and go crazy for a whole week. Sounds fun huh? Well it did, until he told me we were gonna stay at his brother's.......

heh had a 30 minute delay was watching boy meets world. :-P

anyways, we were going to stay at Victor's house......who is Jessica's dad. FUN!!!!!!! A week with Jessy and even better her boyfriend. Whatever, I couldn't let that ruin my week of insane'ness'iosity.....and stuff. Someone had a great idea, I am sure it was me for the 4 hour drive down to Cooper city, to drink while we drove there. Not just the two passengers...oh no no no, all three of us. Gonzalo drove, by the end of the drive we were all really feeling good, but ya know we had to pee. So we park off of alligator alley. There was a guard rail, I guess to represent the end of land or something, you know cause after that rail was swamp. I had the idea in me that peeing on the rail would be a...BAD idea. Soooooooooo I jump over the rail, I jump over it and into the swamp. So I killed the drinking after that, considering I smelled like ass. We get to Vics house, I instantly run upstairs and take a shower, cause...hey wouldn't ya know I have been to Jessy's house and know my way around it...... *dies* I come downstairs to see....this fag with his arm around Jessy. No problem.....*twitch* I was gonna have to deal with this the entire time there, so I really had to let my Id come out.

First night we just chilled and made fun of me for jumping in a swamp.

Second day we went out and met up with some of Gomez's frat boys and some girls he knew. We also met up with Ali G, which was kinda weird. We drove around forever and just kinda hung out. That night was insane though, since Miami is such a fucking confusing town, plus we were fucked up, it was crazy.

Wednesday, might I add this whole time we were the laziest shits alive on this vacation during the day. We didn't leave the house till night time. We went to some game place that was way too gay for us to be there. Beer was 3 bucks...way too much for me to want to waste on. Considering Jessy is Gonzalo's neice, she did invite us to go there, but fag boy was there. I was glad Steve and Gomez didn't want to stay that long. It was my turn to drive that night, so both of my boys were idiots and I was the sane one. I'm not used to that, and it sucks. So yeah, we got lost, but we founf the Hard Rock and I went to go play some Poker while the queers ran around laughing at everything. After almost 2 hours I was down 2 dollars, so I packed my chips and left kinda dissapointed.

Thursday was our last "out" night. We met up with my cousin who lives in Miami, who is prolly my favorite cousin. My friends met her, and of course they thought she was cute, but....BUT they also said she looked like a younger version of my mom.......which scared me. When they were drunk and stupid they did reveal that they thought my mom was hot....

..............UGH

but yeah I love my cousin, rich ass Miami girl, and she has rich ass hot Miami friends. She lives in the Ritz Carlton in a suite at the top...insane. Gonzalo was driving, we did manage to get lost yet again. I had made plans to go to Metro con on friday, but we didn't get back to Vics house till 7:30 am. By the time we got home, his wife was going to work. Thus my friends explained that we could not leave at the time we were originally going to leave at, the first of my problems to come ahead.

Friday we FINALLY leave Vics place(didn't even see Jessy to sday goodbye Friday, though I doubt she cared) at around 4'ish, meaning we wouldn't get back to Tampa until 8'ish. I was supposed to meet with the other guys at around 4 itself. Gonzalo started giving me this second degree of guilt cause I was rushing them to go hang with my other friends, but I didn't explain anything to them and I kinda left them out of the plans. Considering these two sets of friends don't seem to like the same types of things and this was the first time they were even in the same town at the same time. I just kept them separated, but Gomez calls that being shady.

Miami was fun

but at points I questioned why I went...........

next, was metro con................ugh