LJ27

"Here's an invention for ya. It's called a razor."

".........too risky, I might start thinking of you and try to slit my wrist."

what a fun set of days.

We hung out with Danny again, finally.

The bitch almost got us killed while driving to some house, for some pre-partying drinking.

We get there and Kristen greets us, who I haven't seen in ages, she looks real nice......

......you know.....Nice.

We go upstairs and drink with Danny's GF and all of her girl friends.

Kristen, is all flirty with me.

When a girl shows me attention, I assume she is flirting with me

............

........DON'T JUDGE ME!

.....she feeds me a spoon full of pineapple that was carved and filled with rum.

....Mmmm Yummy.

The night is going great, everyone is doing their own thing.

We get ready to leave, everyone gets re-acquainted with old friends, getting numbers they didn't have before.

Kristen comes up to me, jokingly asking me if I wanted her number, which I already had.

She then was like, "Yeah, have yer number already too, I have you as "Ryan 2".

........my brother walks up behind us and does this.......

"Yeah, I have him in my phone as "Ryan F".......

he looks at me and says...

"Ryan Faggot!"

...Amazing

..........yeah....fun.....real fun, thanks Stephen!

We are driving home, now mind you, Danny isn't the smartest man alive. He wanted me to bring drinks in the car so we could be drinking b4 we had gotten to this place. So we get back in the car there is 2 cups full of Bacardi and coke. Plus, Danny had been drinking, in fact the only person who hadn't drank was my friend Steven, and he was riding Shotgun, Smart EH!?

Don't worry we have the mentality that nothing can harm us and we won't get caught with/for anything.

So anyways, long story short we get pulled over the the cops.

............did I mention Danny was drinking and driving, and wasn't driving his own car, AND he didn't have his license AND!!!!!!!! we had an open bottle of liquor in the damn car......

........so yeah, my brother hides the bottle of Bacardi under the chair, his feet are pressing it down there so in hopes the cops don't see it. Luckily I had drank the remaining 2 cups tat were in the car, so it SEEMED there was no alcohol in there......

They make Danny step out of the car and one talks to him, while the other interrogates Steven..

(Best friend SteVen, brother StePHen, KLOLOK thanks.)

My brother looks scared as sit, but isn't saying a word. I've drank so much I want to laugh, but something inside tells me, that isn't the best idea.

Danny gets back in the car and we leave............Scott free...

Did I mention that we get away with anything?

Yeah, after we start driving I bust out laughing.

No one else does.....

THEN

my brother reveals that he had...........weed in his pocket.

.........what a dumbass.

My god how the hell did we not all get arrested...

hahahahahahaha

..........Ryan Faggot...

ugh, what a great night.