Monday, August 1, 2011

LJ3

Family Friends, and Online Peeps.

I want to list just about everyone I possibly am in contact with, within the last months or so.

Bored, confused, I do this to pass the time now........

Best friends

These are it, these are them, "The guys" "The suaves" "The swo" "La Mamertos", my inner circle, who I confide all of my deepest darkest secrets. There once was five, now just four remain(me included). We share a family bond and are each others brothers.

Gonzalo - aka, mastermind, it was he that introduced me to everyone. It is his family that also causes me the most pain.

Steven - aka, Suave, the "good looking" guys of the group. Narcissist if I ever saw one. Unique, he is...big on family ties. The only one of us that has not gotten laid before. He seriously needs it too.

Danny - aka, jap, jappy. The goofiest guy I ever met. Seriously he is like having your own personal clown by your side at all times.

Great group of friends, I love them to death. Going on about 9 years of memories.

Family

Gus - my dad, aka crazy Gus. The person who taught me the joys of alcohol. He never had it easy and he is tortured by the fact that he could not give me and my brother... "the world."

Grace - my mom, aka mommy? I dunno, she constantly tries to blame things on me, so sad that it has become funny. She see's her rich sister and wants her life like that, only she can't. A never ending losing struggle I do not get involved with.

Stephen - my brother, my blood. He sees my dad and wishes to be like him. I can see my Dad's pride and foolishness in the actions he does. He is young, the world has something big for him.

Richelle - aka Rocket, my sister. Older and more mature then I ever was, I never had a lil sister to protect, but she had always watched out for me. Even though we are not really related. She is my step mom's daughter, but we never differentiate, we are brother and sister. Whether she like it or not.

Delia R - My step mom, the person who of course was like my second mom. I love her for the fact that she could do what my mom could not. That being, deal with my Dad so that my Brother did not have to go through what I did.

Carla - aka Boli(bole-lee) My mom's sister and financially sound wife of a prosperous business man in my uncle. She runs a hair saloon that I go to when I visit Miami, free cuts of course. When I go to visit her, she always shows me off to her younger clients, making me feel like a meat on display.

Luis - aka Theo Lui, the other half of the saloon, he has a horse ranch and lots of money. He also deals in real estate and constantly has his family move from house to house. I once remember him coloring his hair Blue. He is a goof.

Jihan - my cousin from Luis and Carla. The girl who I spent a whole lot of time teaching me about the opposite sex. We grew up real close and still are. Still she has been older then me and is not someone I can go around protecting.

Andy - My other cousin, the older brother to Jihan. A very responsible hard working man who earned his high paying job. Supports a family with three kids, but is currently dealing with a divorce.

Theo Tito - aka Dumas(real name) My mom's Brother. A real senior in every aspect of his life. He is laid back and enjoys retirement.

Sandra - aka Tito's wife. Hmmmmm

Titico - aka Tito Jr. My cousin who was like my bigger brother, he was always picking on me and making me cry. Ah, but when we teamed up on my lil brother, my lord how fun that was......... He now is married and has two kids.

Nana - My grandmother, real name Adelina Fuentes. Probably the person I love most in this world. Yet, as sweet as that sound, she is also the person who I least like being around. She has Alzheimer's and has completely forgotten about me. I wear her chain around my neck, just the thought of this is making me tear up......

This is gonna take awhile...I might make the descriptions less detailed...........

Mark - My sister's husband. He looks like a bear and his favorite team are the bears, coincidence I think not.

Theo Johnny - The owner of my families liquor store, me and him have become closer since me turning 21. ^^;

Uncle Freddie - the other uncle that owns the liquor store.

Francis - My aunt, disney whore if I ever saw one. Her house is scary.

Tim - My racist uncle, not many people like him, but his jokes are funny.

Little Tim - Tim and Francis' son. A chip off his father's shoulder.

Big Anthony - My uncle, a guitarist who used to be in a band with Hulk Hogan.

Little Anthony - My cousin and boss.

Sondra - Lil Ant's fiance, she is a person stuck in the 80's. Very fun to party with.

Frances - My cousin who I don't get to spend a lot of time with.

Harry - My other cousin, Big Ant's smallest. He has grown past the point of me doing wrestling moves to him.

Jorge - My uncle from my dad's side. He gets married all the time. Has a new wife every time I see him. He has many kids, I only stay in contact with one.

Jorgie - Jorge's son, a pot head who I don't talk to much anymore.

Poopi - Weirdest name ever, my uncle who is a clepto.

Petey - Poopi's son, and a wannabee spanish eminem, although he freestyles and it does not sound too bad.

Leo - My uncle from my father's side who is always at my mom's friend's parties.......

Lacy - Leo's daughter, my cousin who went to high school with me. The only female Radcliff that I know of....

Sarah - My other cousin that I went to High school with. Recent news states she is getting married soon.

Alexis - A person who I thought was my cousin all my life, but who I found is not. A very attractive girl, but when I see her I still see family. If there was anyone in my family that I look out for like a brother and sister relationship it would be her.

Angie - See above, Alexis' younger sister.

Lana - A friend of the family, who just started school. I see her at club's a lot and she always seems drunk.

Sarah - Another friend of the family. On my mom's side of friends, there seems to be a lack of guys my age. Whenever I go to my mom's friend's parties I am like the only young guy there.

Alicia - Another friend of the family. When I was younger she always made me do things I thought were embarrassing, but now I want to do them more. I always had a crush on her when I was younger. Now I think her friend is cute.

Courtney - Ahem, the friend of Alicia. She has always been cute in my eyes, but we almost never see each other.

Reuben - My mom's boyfriend, and the man who is living with us. He is cool, but he tends to get into arguments that are between me and my mom. He is lucky I do not mimic what he says to my dad.

hahahaha that was just mostly family and friends of the family. Now onto my friends families.

Don Gonzalo - aka the Don. Gonzalo's dad and the only man to ever say "Fuck You Sir" and make everyone laugh in fear.

Sandra - Gonzalo's mom and a devoted, super devoted church go'er.

Delia V - Gonzalo's sister. The person who mocks everything I wear. She hates my wardrobe, and pisses me off when she comments about it. Also the person who tells me, that me and Jessy, will never work......

Avi - Delia's husband and the best Reggaton dancer in the family.

Luisito - Avi's nephew. A new comer into the family, he seems cool. Needs help with dancing though.

Christopher - Delia's baby boy. A real cutie.

Anthony - Delia's other kid.

Carrie - Gonzalo's other sister. A more laid back, family oriented person. She is very nice and does my eyesbrows when they get too Cuban.

Glenn - Carrie's Husband. Ex Soldier and an all around cool guy.

Victor - Gonzalo's brother. A Coast guard who acts very much like one of the guys. He likes me, I think, that is until I get around his daughter.

Jessica - Why did I ever meet this girl. Gonzalo's niece, who for the longest time had a crush on me, but I knew this and I could not touch her. Why? Cause this was around the time I was 15 and she was.....12. I then started to get feelings for her and I had to hide them. The family would always watch me, cause at the time, all they knew about me was that I was the son of a Drunk. Time came when everyone knew, when I was about 18, at the time she was too young. She could not handle a long distance relationship. So, I did not wait. I could not I was young and horny, but I repressed my feelings for her. I hid them deep in my inner memory so when I saw her for every family function I wouldn't go crazy. When she finally turned 18 the family all knew I liked her and now wanted me to move forward with her. I still had no news on what she thought of me, so still my feelings stayed dormant. This past New Years, something happened and she confessed that she loved me. Her words, the words I longed to hear. So that is when all my feelings came out. I was happy, I thought she was finally ready, but as recent surveys have showed...she was not. Who knows if she will ever be now. She is still young and naive, so I won't discredit her for this. But, I waited a long time, I do not know how long I can keep this up. She is still my friend, I will not become an ass to her for this. I will be the person she has know, if that is someone she does not want to be with, then I am sorry. I will not change.

*sigh* Onto more family and friend's yay!

Albert - Danny's uncle and my pastor. A real father figure and devoted husband and all around great guy.

Cherry - Albert's wife. Another hard core church go'er.

Natalie - Albert's oldest daughter. She is big on the church stuff too.

Christina - Middle daughter of Albert. We are doing her quince at the moment.

Angelica - The youngest of Albert's daughters.

Luis - Danny's dad. A goofy pastor and another fun dad to be around.

Anita - Danny's mom. Normal mom I guess, married into a family of japs.

Justin - Danny's brother, akak Sea Bass aka Jappy Jr. The kid we used to torment when he was younger by showing hima ll that there was to know about sex when he was like 10.

Nickie - Danny's Sister. Who now is younger then me and has a kid.

Jose - Nickies husband, though we don't know for how long. He like to smoke.

Sergio - Delia's ex husband and father of Chris and Anthony. Was once in our clique, but now after the divorce has grown apart from all of us.

Shugi - aka, sugardaddy. Danny's cousin who by some strange logic related to me, so that makes me and danny distant distant distant cousins.

Maria - Steven's mom. El Diablo. I think this lady both hates me and loves me at the same time. I drive her insane, but I like to.

Rudy- Steven's dad. Creator of the awesome drink. "Fruity Rudy"

Jackie - Steven's sister, who kinda gets on my nerves at times, but ya that kinda makes her feel like a sister to me.

Gary - Friend of the family who comes to visit every so often. He is a cool person who DJ's.

Joey - Gary's brother. The gayest straight man ever, but damn he can dance good. Or, that I think the way he dances is neat. Either way it looks extremely homosexual, but he is cool. If that makes sense. hahaha

Chris - My smoking friend who lives in the wood with me. He is a real laid back cat.

Andre - About the only person from high school that I still hang out with.

Kristen - Someone I worked with, who is now single. A real REAL attractive girl, but from the looks of it she is talking to someone already. *tear*

and now people I have met online who are close to me

AJ - aka Lacks. From all the people I have met online this loser is my closest friend. He likes to draw and shit. I don't think I have been called a fag more by any other person.

Ryan - aka Fezz. Another good friend of mine. Is a real ladies man, watch out for him when he hits the dance floor. Will Smith would be proud.

Klye - aka Elky, aka Magus. Lil Fezz, always fun to hang out with, but recently he has been MIA.

Colin - aka kilik. The ladies man of Team Fezz. He is also like some sort of great Sould Calibur 2 player. I stole his shoes.

Derik - The biggest racist I have ever met. Also a very funny guy. Why is it that all racist are funny to me?

Ravi - The person who made. "Nigga, I'ma rape yo ass," a funny one liner. He of course "gots" me all the time.

Chris - aka faggot fuck, aka Twist. Ok, met him through Ravi who I met through AJ. Although this guy lives in my town and I am now part of his poker crew. He is super fast when he is drunk.

Jimmy - Chris' brother and poker wizard. He knows all the percentages of every hand. I am not entirely sure if that is something to be proud of.

Daniel - Friend of Chris who I became friends with after spending so much time staring him down across the poker table. I believe he is the only person who I was introduced to, while he was naked.

Caleb - Friend of Daniels, real nice guy.

Thomas - Friend of Daniels, brags about how many women he has slept with all the time. I believe him since he is like an ADD person. His numbers range in the 150's........

Mike - The asian guy we play poker with. He leaves his dandruff on the table. It is very nasty.

Nick - aka PMA. A really huge skater nerd who thinks his shit does not stink. He lives in Colorado and came all the way down to Florida to visit me. He really is a huge dork, but I guess that is him charm.

Brandon - aka Drl. Met him on AN. Thought he was cool, then I realized what a fag he was, but it was too late. He caught me in the friend zone. He really is a huge fag, and I write all this cause I know he will read it and get mad. He is also dying, which sucks, but if I ever meet him I will, make him eat a sugar cookie, and chug a beer. That way, he will go down in a blaze of glory.

Chris - (know WAY too many Chris') aka Guru. Twinked much? This guy thinks he knows everything. When he met me he found out that sarcasm is his worst enemy. He runs around with his penis tucked between his legs for fun.

Noel - aka Triple S. I am putting a lot of faith on this guy. I am going to fly to Cali, to meet up with him, a person I have never met before and chill over there and go to E3 and stuff. I have known him over the net long enough. I do not doubt him..........................

Prower - aka Link. hahahahahahah Eagles whore. Well, this guy is cool. One of my "fight the power" friends. We like to go on chat boards and cause a scene.

Josh - aka Hiko. Is this guy even my friend? He does not talk to me, unless I start up the convo. He came to my town once, did not call or visit me. He assumes everything, he never asks. He............. is a lost cause.......

hmmmm I think that is about it. Well, no, but that is enough for now.

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