Poems

(Not the greatest, but whatever.)

Well I know I'm not the coolest,
But I know you think I'm the cutest,
and I know this sounds rather foolish,
cause I act and laugh like one of the stooges,
but I woke up close to noonish,
and I'm tired of all yer yapping,
so sit back and hear me rapping,
cause yer mouth is always flapping,
and my hand just won't stop tapping,
on the tables on the drum,
while I am sipping on some rum,
and I know you think I'm rather dumb,
like a steady jobless bum,
so enjoy the story while I tell you some.

(or something like that.)