Letter # 3

Andizzle,

What's going on amigo? Got yer memoirs and man you sure know how to make a bad situation seem not so bad. It still sounds like a shitty situation, but I guess we all have to deal with what life throws in our paths. uhm...so yeah. How bout them Bucs! They embarrassed the Redskins so bad they benched McNabb for the rest of the season! lol They could make it to ten wins just like I predicted. All they have to do is beat two of their last three games! It could happen!

Got some bad news. Elgin's drummer ditched his band. So it looks like it's back to the drawing board for him. That's gotta suck. He can never keep his band together long enough to succeed!

Fantasy Focus. Oh yeah, one thing. lol Adrian from Palma Ceia, every time that bitch sees me she brings up last years debacle. Like I had some part in her not getting her money. lol She even told me that she deserved to play this year for free. LOL shut up bitch! She didn't even make the playoffs, dumb ho. Girls don't know how to play Fantasy Football. eL Oh eL

But yeah, I'm finished in the 20 dollar league. My team was good too, but I made some bad coaching calls and my team lost by one freaking point! I'm so pissed. Big Ben and the Babes prematurely faded away. =(

In the Palma Ceia league though, my 50 buck league I am looking nice. I had a bye week last week and now I play some guy from upstairs I never see. It's me, two guys from upstairs and Chad. LOL Chad's team is pretty dope, but he lost Rodgers this week to a concussion. We were already talking about how we were gonna split the money in the finals. We are some cocky assholes. lol

It's Christmas time. I have no idea what to get people...ever! I just ask them what they want. here's what i got for people. I bought the Force Unleashed for my brother. It was super cheap on Amazon.com. I'd never used that site before. Got the game for 15 bucks BRAND NEW. Also no shipping and handling fees. I got my mom a 50 dollar gift card to Home Depot. I dunno why she likes that place so much. I bought my sister some perfume. Actually, that's a lie. I had bought this perfume for a girl....Annette if you remember her....stupid ho. Anyways, I bought the stuff for her, but fuck that girl and her lying ass. I've been sitting on this stuff for a couple of years now. lol I was gonna give it to Amanda, but she doesn't like perfume. So...it goes to my sister. Shhh don't tell anyone. lol One of my professors gave me a book about Baseball's greatest hitters. I'ma give that to my dad. He likes Baseball and he can read! BOOM! For Amanda...she took me to a store and told me she wanted some green Lantern Converse shoes. I saw them and I wanted them. lol But I got them for her after the store was sold out of them. Hope they fit and I hope she likes em. But...Green Lantern? Word? She's a keeper fo shoooooooooo. Oh and last but not least I got Chris a present. lol He has a broken copy of Super Mario World for his Super Nintendo PLUS he has never played the damn game...EVER! I had to buy him a copy of the game...bang Amazon.com had used ones for like 7 bucks. lol

I told my family I wanted a Wade jersey for Christmas. That or a new computer monitor. Doubt I get either...cheap asses. lol

Anyways, Merry Christmas Buddy. Wish I could send ya something, but I'm sure they don't allow that kind of stuff. Hope they treat you nice during the holidays.

Ravi is coming into town. I told him about you, and he was sad about it. I wasn't even sure if he remembered you. lol Dude isn't as crazy as he used to be, but then again, none of us are....I guess that's a sign of the times.

Oh yeah, get this Gonzalo is such a punk. He doesn't want anything to do with my brother or Casey anymore. Oh and I found out what his problem with you was. He told me that one day when Isabel came over or was coming over you said something under your breath about stealing her from him. I don't buy it. lol Dude has some serious paranoia issues. He thinks my brother is stealing from him, and he think Casey is just no good. lol I think he is losing his mind. All these conspiracy theories are starting to make him question everyone around him. He blamed me for him and Isabel not working out before. lol What a loon.

Amanda got me Black Ops. That game is DOPE! I couldn't kill Castro, but I will.............someday. lol

The Heat are kicking so much ass right now its crazy! It's still weird for me to see Wade and James on the same team that isn't an all star game. You can't defend one of them let alone both of them. And now they are playing better as a unit....beware. Orlando just traded away vinsanity for Turkoglu again. lol What a bunch of morons. But they might get Agent Zero for Rashard Lewis who sucks.

I dunno man. Seems weird with you not around. I hope yer lawyers get you out of there and back into the states. And when that happens you need to apply for residency! lol

But I guess that's all for now man. I keep spreading the word for you, and people keep telling me they are gonna send you letters. Tommy said he wrote one, so you should hear from him soon.

Take it easy, take it wheezy, but don't take it sleazy.

Adios,
Risky Rat